Wednesday, February 16, 2011

New stuff

Chris Haley - comic style!



Eyes...


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Thursday, January 20, 2011

You know who you are...

I hope you still check this from time to time because I want you to know that you're a piece of shit. You hate it when I'm mad at you? Then stop being such a fucking loser. All I ever did was be nice to you and you treat me like shit. Well I deserve better then that and I think we both know it. It's probably why you blew me off to begin with. Thanks for that, asshole.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Your Horoscope is WRONG!

According to Huffington Post our zodiac signs may have changed! From the looks of it mine is still the same, but the star signs of some of the people I know have changed. For example someone who was born on Jan. 14th was a Capricorn, but is now a Sagittarius. I was curious so I whipped out my handy How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign book and flipped to the section on Sagittarius. Let's see what it says, just for funsies.

"Sagittarius

Sagittarius does everything back to front. He speaks before he thinks, leaps before he looks and loves you only after you have left him. Which is why when people say Sagittarius is a lucky bastard, they're dead right. the fact you haven't murdered him yet is a miracle. Blessed with the smarts of a particularly backward brontosaurus and the sort of sexual appetite that even Caligula would deem excessive, the Sagittarian bastard is compatible with very few women. Not because he's fussy - he's not. It's just that most women prefer a man who thinks with his brain."

There's more to it then that, but I didn't feel like copying an entire chapter. Honestly, I liked the Capricorn bastard better. Damn it. Of course I don't really take any of this Horoscope, star sign business all that serious, but it's fun to think about.